Victor Billot

Southern Hemisphere

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Melbournia

We spend the last several days of our visit in Melbourne. I had never been here before, and wasn’t sure what to expect. I was surprised at the size – even though it’s smaller than Sydney, it’s still enormous.

Stayed at the Nunnery in Fitzroy, big city prices but a nice place, very convieniently located. Wandered down Brunswick Street and discovered the excellent Souvlaki King and a few doors down a late night bookstore. On Saturday night we check out a mod night Blow Up at the Old Bar, a very cool and friendly small venue, and dance the night away to Motown classics. Ace!

Melbourne has an amazing music scene, the amount of stuff happening reminded me of London. In fact, the city reminded me of a warm, less crowded and ugly version of London as well. The feeling was less hard edged than Sydney, but with a real clothes/music/food thing going on. We let ourselves be sucked into the consumer spectacle as gaping onlookers for a while at Prahran and in the central city. I buy a $15 country and western shirt at Wild Monkey and we have lunch at Sushi-A-Go-Go and their excellent sushi train.

Went down to St Kilda on Sunday, pleasant enough and crowded, and received a quick blast of reality when approached for money by an extremely fucked up homeless man. Underneath the prosperous surface . . .

We flew back to NZ on Monday. We were both feeling kind of tired and glad to be on the way home. Probably too much travelling in a short time, but after visiting Perth, Sydney and Melbourne we took away some interesting impressions. What struck me is how large and cosmopolitan the cities are . . . certainly providing the urban zap without having to venture back up to the Other Side of the planet.

Sydney seemed to have the most frenetic, busy feel – especially in the central city. Great food. Harbour is surreally beautiful on a sunny day from Circular Quay. Perth seemed laidback and small scale in comparison, but with a distinctive feel, very multicultural and strangely isolated at the same time. Melbourne wins for general hipster values, trams and the urban experience.

It’s always nice to arrive back in the paddock and shed that is Dunedin International Airport though.

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The Man from Snowy River, and Quokkas

After returning to Perth, we’re tired and spend the day recovering from The Big Drive. Heading down to “Freo” we get an overpriced ticket for the ferry to Rottnest Island. It’s a great short trip and we get to see our first “Quokkas”. They actually do look like large, friendly rats . . .

Then we finally have to get back on the train for a two-night, three-day trip to Melbourne, via the Indian Pacific to Adelaide then the Overlander on to Melbourne. The journey once again has a hypnotic quality as we roll across the blank plains of the Nullabor.

This time we have some more interesting characters on the train, including an individual I name “The Man from Snowy River.” He waits on the platform with a neatly parcelled Akubra hat in its box, dressed in a tweed jacket and cap. He then spends the entire journey having three showers a day. Travelling Red Kangaroo, one gets to travel with the interesting Australians.

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For the birds, and wave watching in Lancelin

We stay at the Kalabarri Motorcamp, which reminds me of Christmas holidays as a kid. More pelicans and galahs. We are turning into birdwatchers so decide to get serious and head down to Rainbow Jungle, an enormous local privately run aviary.

The place is built around a series of enclosures where every parrot under creation seems to be featured. Fountains and shrubs keep the place cool, and the central feature is a walk-in cage where you can stroll amongst flocks of birds that fly past your head, watch you from the branches and occasionally crap on you from their roosts on the ceiling beams. A cockatoo grabs my camera cord in its tricky claws and tries to draw it into its cage, no doubt for closer inspection and destruction. I eye it back and retrieve my camera. It’s sly eye changes to a glimmer of rage and it squawks.

Enough birds. We drive south through endless farmland and past a pink salt lake. Stay overnight at a tiny coastal village called Horrocks in a trailer park style cabin. It’s cold!

For our last day on the road we have a relatively short journey to Lancelin, a couple of hours drive north of Perth. Stay at the local YHA which is good value. Perhaps we have done too much driving, but we have seen a lot of Western Australia. Lancelin is empty and quiet, and we spend some quiet time down at the long, white beach watching the huge waves smash the reef a few hundred metres offshore.

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Stopping for Emus on the Coast Road

We have decided to head north from Perth to see some real Australia and I go down to Budget to get a rental car. I take the wheel of the V6 Magna and within a minute I have somehow got myself onto the southbound freeway out of town, and have also managed to lose my street map. But I keep a cool head and despite some strange lane changes (not used to automatics) I manage to find my way back to Northbridge within ten minutes.

Perth takes a long time to escape through interminable suburbs on the Great Northern Motorway. It’s not particularly great, nor a motorway, nor even that big. Once we leave the city it goes down to a modest two lane highway that you’d find back home in South Island NZ. Miles of rolling farmland, I am surprised at how green it is, expecting a desert like environment.

We take the side road to Cervantes and then the Pinnacles National Park on the coast. The Pinnacles are thousands of bizarre limestone rock outcrops rising out of the rich yellow coastal sand. You can drive around them on a rough track for several kilometres; the place resembles a strange alien cemetery, with the light changing on the sand and rock to give an odd ambience. The parks seem to charge entry fees – they’re well worth it, but shouldn’t these kind of things be free to visitors, who are already spending lots of money locally?

We continue north on the coast road, and Julie has to stop driving after being startled by two emus crossing the road in front of us. Other wildlife spotted include kangaroos and much birdlife. Darkness is descending and we are keen to get to the next town. The area is becoming sparsely populated, and traffic is light. Eventually we reach Dongara and find a room at the Priory, a huge rambling converted nunnery. Nice rooms but not many facilities and too expensive. I try my first “Emu” beer in the bar (watery and sour, I prefer Swan instead) and we have an early night.

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Wake up age 32, on a night train outside Perth

After three nights on the train, we arrive at Perth 9am on 20 July (my birthday). We are feeling a bit crumpled after our journey and head to Governor Robinson’s a small hostel in inner city Northbridge. It’s a great place, very sharp, clean and comfortable, well-priced and run by a friendly guy by the name of Philip.

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Indian Pacific: 2 Dimensional Drift

The train pulls up in the middle of the plain. This is in theory a station called Watson. There is nothing but small grassy clumps and red soil. An aboriginal woman and her small child step down from the train together with a steward with their bags. I overhear their conversation at the door. She is a teacher; her husband is a mechanic.

A thin dirt road ends at the railway line; and a white ute waits to make the pickup at the side of the track. There are no buildings. The woman and child get into the ute, which drives off into the distance down the long straight road. The train slowly rolls back into motion.

The place names seem random. Even the aboriginal names don’t seem to fit. The land is so old it defies being named.

The entire train stops at Cook, a bundle of sheds. Everyone gets out to walk around. I pick up a small fossil shell from beside the tracks. The air is cold and dry, despite the sun being high in the sky.

A single camel wanders past the tracks. The passengers are quiet and preoccupied; the two dimensional drift of the landscape becomes disorientating after a while and distances seem to lose their meaning. Peoples eyes turn away from the windows; they read, or sleep, or wander down to the lounge car.

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Indian Pacific: Plain Talking

The country outside Adelaide is initially greener than I imagined (no drifting sand dunes or camel trains yet.) However the ubiqitous red soil is there; and after some time you realize the landscape is impercetibly changing. The last distant low uplands slide away and the perspective is of a vast surrounding tabletop.

Small scubby plants cover the expanse and trees gradually thin to ten, five, and eventually none in sight. Two kangaroos make an appearance. Even a lone bird silhouetted in a tree is welcomed as a sign of life. The three Japanese guys opposite stare out between sharing around their English copy of the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. They must be getting a strange feel for Western culture.

Over the horizon pass by some familiar names. After coming out here you feel a sense of stronger sympathy for anyone held at Woomera. Further down the line Maralinga sits to the north. It seems all the things the Australians want to hide from view are kept out here, out of mind, out of sight.

The plain continues.

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Indian Pacific: Ice on the tracks

It’s a strange sensation to wake up in a train carriage, especially when you are on the outskirts of Broken Hill. The previous night the train was delayed because of ice on the tracks in the Blue Mountains, not the kind of delay you expect in Australia.

The hills are grey and ghostly in the pre-dawn light. Broken Hill holds a central part in Australian labour history as home of the 35-hour week, fought for by local miners. It is extremely cold in the clear morning light. As I walk down to buy a morning paper, there is little to indicate the dramatic past of the town. Two fat bikers pull up beside me on a chopped hog and ask if there is a McDonalds anywhere.

Overcharged for breakfast but in no mood to argue after a rough night’s sleep (Julie is trainsick.)

Rough, dusty land all day. We arrive in Adelaide at night and have a brief trip to the supermarket. The suburbs feel depressingly like the south end of Christchurch. Thankfully “Jungle Boy” (see previous entry) has left the train. At least we can sleep without worrying about a grenade incident. The train pulls out and heads west towards the Nullabor Plain.

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Indian Pacific: Red Kangaroo or Gold Kangaroo?

We are travelling out of the endless Sydney suburbs. Out in the West there seems to be little of the flash cosmopolitan city and more of the dusty cramped bungalows and industrial sprawl. We are checking it all from the “Red Kangaroo” cars with the seats, not the bunks (i.e. we are in the cheap seats.)

Trains are great. They are the most interesting way to travel short of walking. They allow time to view, to sit back and let someone else get you there. Have you noticed: if you travel by car you always see into peoples front yards and their blank windows; from the train you always see into backyards, sidelots, strange offcuts of urban land invisible and unseen from any other angle.

On the advertising material for the Indian Pacific, the Red Kangaroo travel experience is one inhabited by virile twenty year olds in tight fitting jeans hanging out in the lounge car with a guitar. The Gold Kangaroo experience is advertised by models who look transported out of the 1940s, aged fifty, with gold jewellery and artificial tans. The reality is different. Red Kangaroo is a lot cheaper.

The Indian Pacific itself reminds me strangely enough of the former Southerner (for any South Islanders who remember), with a few added extras. Comfortable but dated with the ubiquitous teal and forest green decor.

The stewards are all old fashioned larrikins who have a pre-customer service attitude which involves them cracking jokes at passengers and making rambling announcements on the PA. This is much more fun and you can imagine that these characters would not be interested in the tipping system. Good for them.

Within five minutes, the antediluvian on-train video system has crackled into action with a top volume Bugs Bunny movie being repeated on about fifty screens suspended from the carriage roof. For those wishing to quietly contemplate the slow roll up the slopes of the Blue Mountains, tough luck! On a positive note, Jungle Boy (see previous post) seems to have relaxed and is no longer discussing weapons with visiting students from Osaka.

The sudden transition from hard edged working class suburbs to wooded valleys takes us by surprise though, and even Bugs Bunny at one hundred and forty decibels cannot distract us from the magic of night settling on the trees as we move further inland.

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Indian Pacific: What is your favourite choice of weapon?

On Saturday 17 July, we embarked on our overland train trip from Sydney to Perth. The journey really begins at Circular Quay station, where Julie breaks her tooth on a candy bar. Luckily it doesn’t seem to cause too much pain but is not a good omen for our 63 hour transcontinental journey that is coming up.

We stumble under our baggage upstairs to make the Sydney Metro connection with the main rail station. We wait on the platform next to a tall man with a shaved head and camouflage gear. He’s with his father, and the tall man is angry and paranoid and quite possibly completely insane.

He keeps raving on about “civilians” and stalking about glaring through his aviator shades. We make a point of getting on the next metro carriage in case “Jungle Boy” goes troppo. I make a joke that he’s probably going to be getting on the train with us to Perth, to go to a survivalist training school or skinhead national front light arms training school.

Sure enough, at Central Station he’s there in the Indian Pacific queue with Dad. Being a slow learner, I joke that he will probably be in the same carriage as us. Touch wood I say, with a sinking feeling. Too late.

We board the train and settle into our seats on carriage S of the Indian Pacific.

Jungle Boy gets on with his Dad after us. At least he’s travelling with someone sane I think. Then Dad gets off the train and says goodbye to Jungle Boy, who is now on the loose.

Jungle Boy stows his luggage and I hear him asking some Japanese backpackers “What is your favourite choice of weapon?” and bowing.

It’s going to be an interesting few days in carriage S.

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